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dot commerce

Dot Commerce refers to activity within the technology market sector, and specifically refers to commercial activities conducted via the Internet or other electronic means. Dot Commerce can also refer to transactions between technology companies (i.e., "dot coms").
With the merger of the two struggling dot coms, analyists predict that dot commerce will be dominated by a few key players.
by Gene July 10, 2003
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Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011
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perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.
by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014
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photo comment war

When users battle with photo comments on a Facebook status (photo comment war)
by Madam82 March 2, 2016
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Courtesy Comment

A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..
Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.
by themomodermondar January 26, 2018
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Youtube Comments

Person1: Im gonna make suicide
Person2: Why?
Person1: Saw youtube comments
Person2: Enjoy!
by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 4, 2019
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Unwanted Commentary

The bloke that drinks koko Cola with his koko puffs
by Koko Cola May 15, 2020
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