columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

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Columbian Drugmule

a sexual act of pouring cola in yo homies ass; sticking your cock in his anal region, sucking the coke out of his ass, and spitting it in his nose

Gave Terry the “Columbian Drugmule” last night, he did the alaskan spit dragon on me later that day.

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When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.

“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”

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A Columbian Pussy Hound is a person who is Columbian that loves the ladies.

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I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!

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The act of rubbing chilli/chilli flakes on your penis and inserting into a woman whilst they are on their period.

Remember when Cunningham got a Columbian Chilli Dog from that chick last night

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He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.

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