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Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee
Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.
by Daddy Lucifer September 6, 2021
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coffee oreo

a delicous oreo that tastes like coffee
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012
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coffee art

Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
Coffee art is perfect for artists who like to sip and dip their paintbrush into their coffee.
by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022
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great coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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coffee talk

To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.
Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.
by selurxam December 21, 2022
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coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!
So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016
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