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sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.
As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.
by napkinsPH February 15, 2010
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dumb clutch syndrome

when someone who has driven a manual vehicle, changes to driving an automatic vehicle for a long time then goes back to driving a manual vehicle and keep stalling the manual vehicle every time when slowing down to stop without using the clutch of the manual vehicle.
I haven't driven a manual vehicle for such a long time that I have developed dumb clutch syndrome, I keep stalling the vehicle every time I stop by not using the clutch because I usually drive an automatic!
by Rolie. Dr August 28, 2021
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clutch

a.an act of goodness. doing something that inspires and delights others.
b.an item which brings joy to others.
a.scoring that six pack of amberbach was so clutch.
b.these tostitos are so clutch.
by luvdacheese247 November 21, 2004
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pizza came in clutch

someone that finds you so inspirational that they think anything you say is a quote
person:"Pizza came in clutch"
someone who finds the person inspirationl:"Does that mean you ordered pizza or is it a saying?
by 663373882 May 15, 2021
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I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.
by Hym Iam December 19, 2020
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clutch

thats so clutch
by Mac Trey69 October 21, 2010
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clutch

To punch or smack across the face.
A hard hit, often a result of a moment of anger.
He made me angry so I clutched him hard.

If are annoying, you are going to get clutched.
by MikeAngelo March 6, 2014
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