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Mind that child!

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.
1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
mugGet the Mind that child!mug.

Childs Play

Statement or answer to a question that is easy, simple or obvious
Who is the all time leading rusher in the NFL? Emmitt Smith, childs play dude.
by wes290 September 29, 2009
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Youngest child

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.
Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*
by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020
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child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off
"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"
by childpleasejester August 26, 2009
mugGet the child pleasemug.

man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 3, 2018
mugGet the man childmug.

Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".
"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"
by Glitter Child March 8, 2013
mugGet the Glitter Childmug.

Adult Child

A adult child A human that, handled in silence, all his life abuse from infancy to adulthood and as he Grows with No Parental support,
As all the Abuse they suffered they Grow up Feeling Shame of themselves, Believing they are a piece of trash and the world makes that Clear,
They Could Grow and Become a Criminal, an Abuser, and Psychopath, and Serial, Killer raper
But They Handled all in silence and Become and Invisible Adult chilld that don't know how to deal in a World where Same species of Animal are Cruel with each other (Human).
Thy live in their heads because tha was their safe place, and they only want to feel respected and seen and someone.
You don't pay rent your adult Child! Give me a break.
by SlowLocomotive May 4, 2022
mugGet the Adult Childmug.

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