Mind that child!

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you!

Person 1- hey did you delete your search history? I saw child porn in it
Person 2- FUCK YOU CUNT!

by Im old and I’m sold March 07, 2023

Childs Play

Statement or answer to a question that is easy, simple or obvious

Who is the all time leading rusher in the NFL? Emmitt Smith, childs play dude.

by wes290 September 29, 2009

Youngest child

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.

Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off

"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"

by childpleasejester August 26, 2009

man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.

Tim is a man child.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".

"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"

by Glitter Child March 09, 2013