Chad Tracy

1. First-baseman for the AZ Diamondbacks baseball team. Individual whose eyes are extremely close together. Kind of an ass clown. Commonly impersonated by John Holmberg of The Morning Sickness radio show on 98KUPD. Also an ass clown.
2. Dried feces found in ones rectal hair.

1. Dude, did you see how close Chad Tracy's are to each other? It's creepy.
2. I need to wipe better... I found a Chad Tracy in my butt hair!

by Rafael C. May 14, 2005

Chad

A buff or strong typically blonde white male who acts superior to other people

Chad- suck mi dick bitch
John- you’re such a chad
Chad-*kills John *

by @poop_dealer_420__on Instagram November 5, 2019

Pullin' a Chad

This is when you act like you are agreeing to something, and then deny you've ever agreed to anything.

Do you want to go out?

Yeah, sure we'll go out.

Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.

Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.

Can I have my VIP card back?

What VIP card?

Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!

by YouTube Inventor June 3, 2010

Doing a Chad

It's the action of taking a shit, then a shower, then taking a shit again, and finally taking s shower one last time.

Dude. John is taking waaaay to long in the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and the shower start twice. He must be doing a Chad!

by Doin a Chad July 19, 2015

chads sister

Molly

Hey look theres chads sister.

I dont know her name tho.

by Irsplinky December 19, 2016

chad bar

A bar for douchebags and former frat stars

Girl 1: Wow. They're playing a lot of Chainsmokers. Also, why are all these guys wearing the same polos?
Girl 2: Oh no, it seems we've stumbled into a Chad bar.

by dont be a Chad August 23, 2017

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019