ching

verb. to ching. (chinged, chings, chinging)

To grab a man's genitals and crush them in your fist until he screams in pain...and then crush them some more.

Some consider it a sport. "The Ring of Ching" can be set up using 4 large desks to create the "ropes", and then a chinging match may commence. There are no known rules.

ARGH! Wilf just chinged me! The bastard!

by Steve Talboys January 23, 2004

ching

When you and a group of people touch your nose to see who has to do something. The last person to touch their nose loses.

Damn, I lost a ching, so now I'm trash bitch again.

by lslice December 28, 2005

ching hung ya

go fuck your mother, you bitch! Suck on your mothers dry wrinkly long dumbo ear pussy shit.

john: go fuck your self brandon
brandon: ching hung ya back to you john

by chickenshit January 12, 2008

ching chong long wong

In the unusual that an Asian has a long penis this person generally works at a Chinese resturant

I heard tong Chong has a Ching Chong long Wong working there

by Shabongoman111 January 20, 2017

[ching]

one who flaunts their money, this person is annoying and tends to be weird, they over dress for everything and over use their middle name, a ching is frequently seen with chongs and has few friends. a ching can also refer to a in the closet lesbian.

Ashley is so obnoxious, she came to the football game in a skirt, 4 inch heels, and a fur coat, I'm so sick of that ching.

by Wiig62 March 24, 2009

Chinged

The euphoric yet depleted feeling where the other person has taken all your ching after an intense sexual experience.

"I've been chinged"

by The Ching Master October 7, 2008

ching

The new slang cuss word in the book "After the Deluge" by Chris Carlsson, the novel about San Francisco in the 2150's (Yes, the future...).

This chinging sucks.
What the ching?

by mattomynameo January 11, 2005