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can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.
Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.
by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018
mugGet the can\’tmug.

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle
Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here
by Southern redneck May 1, 2016
mugGet the jingle cansmug.

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it
"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"
by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020
mugGet the Dookie Canmug.

Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013
mugGet the Can Fairymug.

Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023
mugGet the Getting on the cansmug.

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Juice canmug.

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.
Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself
by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022
mugGet the Shit canmug.

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