Buttery Colin

The act of spreading a stick of butter on your penis and inserting it into a girls anus and pumping her ass in tempo.

"Colin gave me a Buttery Colin last night to Bartoks fith Symphony."

by Collllllllllllllllllllllin October 22, 2007

Butterwood

ball sweat

Barron: Basketball practice was long today.

Chance: I know. I think butterwood is running down my legs.

by El Pido Gomez June 3, 2010

butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

buttery meltation fetish

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.

My girlfriend made me a butter churner

by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021

Croc-butter

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!

Why not?

I can taste croc-butter!

by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007