by RefineJVO March 19, 2013
Get the Bro Blushmug. by killadsafasdfasdfasdf May 23, 2011
Get the Bro Pilemug. Man who dislikes passport bros. He has a slave mentality and panders to masculine women's needs like a SIMP. He is opposed to passport bros traveling to other countries to experience feminine females.
by anonymous February 28, 2023
Get the plantation bromug. Term of endearment used by fraternity members to describe specific members that they themselves have chosen to be part of their lineage.
by JOEFOHOE May 3, 2016
Get the little bromug. verb, -ing, -ed
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
"The fire department couldn't save the orphanage, because somebody decided to bro park in front of the only fire hydrant"
by brownnipples February 10, 2009
Get the bro parkmug. The act of two bros staring at each other, inspiring one of them to over come whatever challenge they are facing, usually within ten seconds of meeting his bro's gaze.
Joe was knocked down in a boxing match, and looked like he would lose the fight. However, he met the Bro Gaze of his bro Moe. Therefore Joe, bro of Moe, was able to get back up and KO his opponent in a single strike.
by Wiersbowski April 13, 2011
Get the Bro Gazemug. The "Bro Plank" is a term used for a balancing act done by two people wherein one person gets into the push up position and the second wraps their arms around the chest of the person in the push up position and with their feet in the opposite direction they simultaneously lift their feet of the ground and act as a cantilever for each other. The final product will be two hands touching the ground and two bodies balancing off of the hands.
The inventors of the bro plank can been seen on youtube under their channel name "sundayfundayz"
The inventors of the bro plank can been seen on youtube under their channel name "sundayfundayz"
by Sundayfundayz October 5, 2011
Get the Bro Plankmug.