Barstalamuel

A fat lazy person, not known for doing anything productive in any definition.

My coworker is a barstalamuel.

by Gokublack1 June 24, 2025

Boosted

Boosted is a term used in the game "Deepwoken" which means you are bad at the game and were given help (spoonfed) to become max level

You cant kill a sharko? BOOSTED!

by Li Trigi July 11, 2025

Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.

I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.

by msacco July 25, 2025

Birstian

The act of being single.

That guy has been birstian for years.

by Birstian August 27, 2025

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

boosted king

to be a male and insanely boosted at deepwoken to the point you wipe to enforcers and have to call your daddy goat Strong Confident Intelligent Honorable Reliable Ambitious Charismatic Genuine Determined Compassionate Wise Courageous Inspiring Supportive Respectful Thoughtful Driven Capable Creative Humble Loyal Talented Resilient Honest Kind Admirable Brave Hardworking Skilled Dependable Gentle Motivated Noble Sharp Resourceful Mature Generous Passionate Patient Energetic Visionary Authentic Athletic Consistent Considerate Focused Empowering Respectable Encouraging king names groose to help you

"yo did you hear that josh is a boosted king on deepwoken? no what bro since when was j-cree a boosted king? idk man

by yayoi December 10, 2025

Gerard Boestler

Addicted gambler who loves to rub white powder into his Hot Teeth.

Let me tell ya something!

by Stephen Jenkins March 31, 2005