Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

Thottie body

someone you would think is a thot because of their body.

Damn that girl has a thottie body.

by God like creature October 23, 2019

take it to the body

Fight on the lower level of the body. Fighting Below The Face.

Cum Take it to the body with me

by Sanjiv B December 10, 2007

W.O.W Body

A W.O.W body is one that has become fat, ugly and out of shape due to hours of playing World of Warcraft.

Dave: Dude, I've got no idea what to do on this homework!

Joanna: Just ask Neville the Nerd for help.

Dave: Who the heck is Neville the Nerd?

Joanna: Oh, you know that smarty-pants kid with the W.O.W body.

Dave: The one with the love handles and man boobs?

Joanna: That's the one!

Dave: Oh yeah! That dweebster knows everything!

by alicojolico April 14, 2009

pear shaped body

A body type typically meaning that your bust (boobies) are smaller than your hips, thighs, and bottom. One of the more common body types and most attractive.

Damn look at Sara walk! Shaking that pear shaped body! What i would do to hit it!

by The_Smartest4560 May 28, 2017

apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

full body shot

a picture of oneself that includes the entire body. this is for on-line conversation purposes as to know whether your conversation partner is good looking or not.

i have a new pen pal and i really like her but i can't commit to anything until i see a full body shot.

by dani_guay November 26, 2007