Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

Blind Hole

When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom

I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole

by Domasikian January 19, 2017

Blind Jaguar

Wanna be high class establishment with peons for staff and obviously they’re blind.

Have you been to the blind Jaguar? That place is shit!

by Fishnetbrew November 7, 2020

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

Gettin' Blind

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind

I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!

by Young Blaze September 8, 2011

blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

by Peeves May 25, 2004

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003