beef and onion thumb 

is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez

i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds

beef and onion thumb by stacyt5 August 29, 2007

beef doukerton 

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.

Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.

beef doukerton by psizzle93 January 28, 2009

Beef slit 

Synonym of vagina.

Similar to beef curtains.

I really want to stick my pork sword in her beef slit.

Her beef slit was dripping with gravy after I finished with her.

Beef slit by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

Beef Bowl 

An obese woman's vagina

"Did you see the pic of that upskirt of Roseanne Barr?"
"Yeah man, you could see her beef bowl and everything!"

Beef Bowl by TheRealLG January 8, 2012

beef confessions 

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

beef confessions by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

Beef Wellington Injection 

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection

"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

Beef Wellington Injection by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.

I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.

Beef Sanchez by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013