Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Bastard

Where's my daddy?

1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.

by Beast November 18, 2003

Evil Bastard with pickle

1, Person who is evil... and has a pickle.
2, User/eater of pickle, who is evil
3, George Biggs

"Oh my god, george is coming, he's such an evil bastard with pickle."
"Jesus feckin christ look at that evil bastard with pickle."

by Lord Beaner January 21, 2009

Bastard

an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!

"he cheated on me, the bastard"

by bob is your uncle October 20, 2008

rat bastard

used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.

coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP

In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"

by Chris and Andy August 6, 2008

filthy bastard

A dirty person

Wash your hands you filthy bastard

by Squidy beth December 15, 2013

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008