A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.
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Get the bum-bandit mug.when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
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Get the Booty Bandit mug.Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual
"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"
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1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual
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