Fart on my balls

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

by TRexus May 29, 2010

Balls

Balls

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by PopKatTime January 23, 2022

Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

by Cac2490 August 5, 2012

Mr Three Balls

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.

"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."

by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007

old as balls

Something that is very old (many years have past). As balls are wrinkly (like old people), it makes a good analogy. Alternately from the facts that the 'ball', a spherical object, has been around for pretty much ages.

"Hey, did you see some of those artefacts in the museum?"
"Yeah man, they old as balls!"

by Hobbeh November 27, 2013

Balls off the walls

adj. Extremely

He's balls off the walls crazy.

by ThatGuyAcrossTheStreet January 12, 2009

balls-in

When one is at the point of just completely going for it, no matter what it takes, to the extreme, with a noble valiance, and courage.

My colleagues, we are going balls-in on this risky business venture, and balls-in is a good idea, not just for the money but doing it for the thing in and of itself!

by realestatephilos January 18, 2017