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Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon
Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
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Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
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brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...
by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021
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Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
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Brandon

a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
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Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.
brandon u gay. - gabe itches
by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020
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