Guy:Hey can I get your snap
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021
Get the brandonmug. Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. brandon u gay. - gabe itches
by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020
Get the Brandonmug.