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Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.
I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.
by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015
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bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
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bowl up

(verb) To smoke weed; To pack a bowl into a pipe or bong.
"Hey bruh, you down to Bowl Up or what?"
by HieronymousBotch January 27, 2016
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Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks
by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019
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Turkey Bowl

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.
by John Sandusci November 12, 2019
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faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.
by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019
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Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019
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