Blowjob

Something fat girls have to be good at.

Friend 1:"why do fat girls give such good blowjobs?"

Friend 2:"why? "

Friend 1:" because they have to. "

by Houston... Problem. February 26, 2016

Duck Blowjob

The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.

David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.

Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D

by scream123 May 26, 2009

Canadian Blowjob

Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable

Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night

by Hairy H March 01, 2010

Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.

Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"

by lololscotty91lolol April 18, 2011

blowjob lips

A girl's lips during and after a blowjob - usually wet, salty and a bit sticky due to the mix of cum and saliva.

I kissed her on the lips after she gave me a blowjob...her blowjob lips tasted nasty!

by mannie101 August 07, 2008

Gumball Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job while chewing gum and then proceeds to blow a bubble around your dick.

I love Gumball Blowjobs!

by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

Blowjob Goal

When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.

Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.

Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!

by Dickie Moore July 21, 2010