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Ben

This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.

He drives around his endz in a toaster.

Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.

His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
Ben: Ronny! We have 7 minutes don't you dare have a wee!
by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018
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oh hey there Ben.
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Ben is not an intelligent person, he can just about count to 10, they are all cretins.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN
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Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.
Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.
by CheddarChowder February 12, 2019
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Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.
Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
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A fag
Ben is a fag
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Ben's a dog to these hoes
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