Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

kurapika.is..mine

they’re a Tiktoker you should definitely follow, she’s in love with kurapika and took it very much to heart when she finished hxh and does manifestation that togashi will soon start animating hxh soon cause she feels absolutely lost without it

Someone: kurapika.is..mine is so inlove with kurapika

Someone: really? Kurapika is a 2D character

Kurapika.is..mine: and?🤨😏

by Ifuckedyourmom April 6, 2021

r u mine

R u mine is a song by arctic monkeys( the best band in the world ) is a song abt love and shit proper sick song tho

Person 1: Yo they are playing r u mine

Person 2: Sick what a songgg

by Vr kid April 28, 2023

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022

Mines

Only for me… only mine!

That’s mines over there.

by Angel4653 July 15, 2022

moisty mine

When you’re dressed as a miner during intercourse and you have no water so you ask your partner to squirt into the bottle

Honey I’m thirst please let’s do a moisty mine

by Columbine shooter November 19, 2017

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022