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Michael afton ward

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.
“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix
by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022
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Antonetta

1. Meaning impossible to hate or love. Taken from native oompa loompa, antonetta describes a common fruit with the texture of cardboard.

2. The state of being that describes the extreme hatred of forks less than 8 feet in height.
1. "Antonetta is chewy today, let's have a chocolate celebration instead."

2. "Go fork yourself."
by Wynter Alice April 9, 2009
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Afton

Very unpleasent, causes discomfort and can cause anal leakage.
Eating too much fruit caused my stomach to afton.
by yffej June 25, 2008
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SFM Michael Afton

Legit the most hottest guy ever, basically fueling my Michael Afton addiction as an anonymous female I can say that I do fear pregnancy, but I'd definitely smash SFM Michael Afton
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩
Me: *simping over SFM Michael Afton*
My sis: "bruh stop"
by Toxicthewolf March 19, 2022
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Afton

whore who doesn't pay rent and uses all of the hot water in the shower, leaving none for anybody else.
damn dude, that girl is such an afton.
by awwnigga89 January 13, 2009
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Acton

Acton is a small town in eastern MASS with one of the best school systems in the state! wow Acton has a gigantic Portuguese/Brazilian population (and som ehispanics. They all control the many Dunkin' Doughnuts in the town, and are believed to soon take over the town. Acton is also full of bunch of homofobic assholes, mainly the stupid jocks (basically 1/3 of the school). There is also nowhere to hang out in Acton. If you can't drive u are just stranded in the house. The only place people can hang out at is the bowladrome, which is a really sketchy dark place that makes people feal like they're gonna get raped while in there.
Actonian: Ya, umm, all have a Mocha Late.
Dunkin' Doghnuts Employee: Como?
Actonian: Oh fuck, ur forgein... I'LL... HAVE... UN... MOCHA... LATE... POR FAVOR.
by bla April 29, 2005
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Antonio Brown

1.A fucking legend 2. Top 1 WR in the NFL
Hey pete you heard about Antonio Brown? *PETE*oh yea, doesn't that mean hes a Legend
by Ndmfnnff June 30, 2018
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