Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011

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Giggle Attack

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.

"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

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Sack Attack

a death blow to the male genital area; can be done with one person or a group, results are painful and funny.

I'm friggin' sterile thanks to the guys giving a sack attack.

by shiesty February 9, 2003

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fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

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black attack

When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.

WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!

by BESTIE!! September 9, 2010

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