hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

Alaska Face

The facial expression exhibited by non-Alaskans while a group of Alaskans discusses state traits in extreme detail.

Ben and Sarah were talking about the CARRS on Northern Lights; Maia totally got Alaska Face.

by ptarmaginheart January 25, 2010

alasdair

To pull an Alasdair, you must make constant jokes that are consistantly not funny.

'I am Alasdair, I play WoW, I rule'

by wowKelseyisgreat March 9, 2007

alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.

I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.

by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011

alaskan moon pie

when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)

Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.

by Cpdaddy-mo truck June 20, 2011

Alaskan snow Queen

It’s when you freeze your cum into shapes that form a crown. Then you assemble the pieces together with warm cum to make a crown shape. After you put the crown in a girls head then you wait till the cum unfreezes and melts in her head. But the objective is to bust in her anus before the crown unfreezes.

I made Maria an Alaskan snow Queen, so I had to bust quickly before I lose.

by Luke Mendez November 19, 2021

Alaskan firedragon

An Alaskan firedragon has two definitions:

1. A fire breathing dragon native to Alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

2. A sexual act. (See other definitions for "Alaskan firedragon"). However, this sexual act can also be known as an "Alabama firedragon."

1. Dude, check out that Alaskan firedragon flying through the air!

2. I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan firedragon last night

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009