Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Asian envelope

A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

faze asian

Faze Asian is a name of a person who is hard to manage and cannot hold a relationship. He can commonly wears glasses and looks Asian when takes them off

Hey faze Asian u look very gay today

by Dragonnight5Yt October 28, 2019

Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

by juuliquent November 30, 2020

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020

Asian Unicorn

Hot Asian girl with a booty

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

asian comedy

A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture

Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan

Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy

Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way

by Wesiswes October 12, 2021