Alexandra

Alexandra is like an angel incarnated on Earth characterized by a very outgoing and sweet personality and although she's a bit neglected on her family side it doesn't affect her as a person. She seems shy and not opinionated at first but if you really know her you know that she is the complete opposite of that. She is absolutely hilarious and doesn't get offended over jokes made about her. She accepts you as you are and can strike up a conversation in a flash and you will be able to keep talking with her until you fall asleep on the keyboard at 4 am and wake up in the morning still thinking about her. Her beauty is only a reflection of her lovely heart, true kindness and emotions as she's able to take care of others before herself. She is a very honest and motivating person and will always be there for you even in your darkest times so you better hold on to her!

Me: I got so lucky!
Friend: Why?
Me: I met Alexandra!

by awoken0 July 3, 2022

Alex Reddacliff

Alex is a hot male man who is known as a having the biggest ass in 2021 and is known as the penis destroyer or fish. He pulls almost as much as Ryan Reynolds (mostly boys) (some girls) and any boy would be lucky to have socks of around him.

Yo have you seen a hot fish over there. (Alex Reddacliff is such a hottie)

by spring woll July 18, 2022

Alex Vause

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.

Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed

by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 11, 2023

The Alex Drop

Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.

Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.

by Rogueaholic February 3, 2013

barney alexander

a fake ass juffalo who thinks he's the shit. Ain't nothing but a fuck boy

you aint nothing but a barney alexander, aint never getting any cotton candy!

by ravejesus May 2, 2018

get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

moist.alex

The most underrated spam page, a king that needs more exposure and he is funny as the fuck fuck bitch

Moist.alex is a bad bitch

by Al333.x October 26, 2020