the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019

After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

After sog

When a girl has been sexually aroused her vagina is still lubricated after intercourse .

her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds

do you want a towel for your after sog?
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog

by Lmcr111 May 15, 2019

after fade

How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.

I’m not tired it’s just the after fade

by Don’t care.com February 24, 2019

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019