cassie cooper

; a girl who is dating jacob sartorius in her imagination. she is a mega fangirl but only for Jacob. she is blonde and acts like it too.

“Jacob posted, let’s go see if Cassie Cooper commented on his picture”

by wedontlikecassie123 December 21, 2018

Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone

“did you hear what cooper said?”
“yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”

by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021

Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory

Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!

by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024

Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later

Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend

by nugget_ October 26, 2020

cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Cooper Patton looks nice

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018

Cooper Special

A special move when a man takes two dicks in his ass.

Did you hear about Mark? Apparently he and the boys went out and it ended with him getting a cooper special.

by DiabolicalDerry November 28, 2025

Brett Cooper

This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.

I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.

by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024