Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.

Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...

by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023

Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

Sloober tank

A pool filled with sluts.

There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

by Pauliesucksass May 22, 2014

Juice Tank

Public House, Boozer, Bar etc.

Apparently this term has origins in the St Albans area of hertfordshire

"What time you heading down the juice tank?"

"Im in the juice tank"

by sharkfest October 20, 2008

G-tank

An individual with incredible abilities, be it strength, intellect, charm with women,etc.

It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.

An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.

Did you see how Lebo, Malicke, and Gosi fought last night? Those guys are G-tanks for sure.

Damn! He's a G-tank.

Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?

by Tank.com October 4, 2018