pete web

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by Raexer May 21, 2021

Pete Davidson

The original "Rizzler"

A: Hey, do you know who has the most rizz in the world?
B: It's gotta be Pete Davidson. He's dated almost everyone in the world.

by svo5221 December 16, 2022

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

Stinky Pete

A boy with poor personal hygiene.

That boy James is such a stinky Pete I can’t be around him anymore

by demonstrated February 11, 2024

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025