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aoife murphy

An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.
“Hey look at that brunette thats 6,6 and insanely ugly”
“oh its probably just aoife murphy”
by Aoifemurphyhater February 9, 2025
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stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta
by Swuduusud May 29, 2019
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The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.
"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.
Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!
by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020
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Carter Murphy

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
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