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Sir Skys A lot

Sir Skys A lot made me breakfast, did my laundry, and beat me off.
by UrbanWhisperer January 2, 2023
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a logan

the phrase ‘a logan’ means you are a toxic and a manipulative person who thinks the world revolves around you. you’re in the mindset where you believe everyone loves you and you’re famous and everyone MUST know about you. you think you’re horrible? wait until someone calls you a logan.
person: “you’ve ruined this person. you’ve fucked them up so much. you’re such a logan“
by billieeilishfan420 April 13, 2020
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ploof'a'loom

A "Ploof'A'Loom" is a hair style created by Jason F. He has known alias's such as 'fish' 'dolphin kid' 'kid that can shrink'. All those alias's suck, therefore from this moment on they no longer exist.
But back to the Ploof'A'Loom. The hairs style was first discovered by Jason F. after days and days of Multi-cultural crafts class. Where he wouldnt shut up, not even for a moment. Him and his four table companions were forced to make animals out of styrophoam, jason chose to make a Dancing cracked out cat with a Ploof'A'Loom.
"What the hells a Ploof'A'Loom, people would ask. And Jason would answer saying that it is a hiar style that consists of forming a sort of PloofIsh Loom on the front of your hair. ANd it all made sense considering there was visual aid, Jason and his cracked out cat.
Ploof'A'Loom also developed into a series of stories written by jason, in which a Snowman who hates his wife and snowman son that has snowlioses. He then starts a crime group called Ploof'A'Loom, in which each styrophoam animal made at Jasons table joins and so their adventures begin.
Cracked out cat is safe somewhere onj a dresser, his foot broke on the escape form school, but he is entirely fine a cracked out even still!!!!
"Whats with your hair?"
answer:It's a ploof"A'Loom.
"whats a ploof'A'Loom?"
answer: It's a hair style, it's a ploofing loom on your head.
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ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
by smcdo December 24, 2008
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A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"
by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009
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a long snakey boi

"look, a long snakey boi"

"wtf libtard, just call it a worm"
by mariocart mariocart mariocart September 26, 2021
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Chupe-a-loop

The act of something being stuck in a continual beating. In the situation, escaping or fighting back is impossible until the beater stops, or makes a mistake. The beating must also be one continual move, such as a punch, for more than 2 timess.

Often relates heavily to fighting video games (Super Smash Brothers, Tekken, SOul Calibur...)
Did you see the fight last night? Mike got Evander in a chupe-a-loop! Evander was helpless!
by MarioPrime May 24, 2005
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