donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy November 2, 2007

donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

by Flappy October 9, 2003

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums

dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo

by brak o bick May 25, 2011

Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet

Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage

by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022

donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010

Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.

by cjf28cj September 9, 2016