Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

bowl up

(verb) To smoke weed; To pack a bowl into a pipe or bong.

"Hey bruh, you down to Bowl Up or what?"

by HieronymousBotch January 27, 2016

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019