January 1st

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 06, 2020

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January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

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It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

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january 1st

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 23, 2020

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If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!

Examples: Stephen & Tatum

Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!

by RCGE January 24, 2021

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National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 01, 2023

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The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

by Beltbucklebystander January 01, 2022

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