Skip to main content

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
mugGet the Kung fu flopmug.

chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.
woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?
by illegal_hustler October 19, 2010
mugGet the chung fu-istmug.

douche-fu

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
by JASCAF July 26, 2011
mugGet the douche-fumug.

SAP-fu

The ability to use SAP with Zen-like prowess. Comparable to Google-fu, but for the business enterprise software created in Germany.
Whenever you see a material like that on a customer order, use CS15 to check if it's in a BOM and people will marvel at the strength f your SAP-fu.
by CaptClaude September 9, 2020
mugGet the SAP-fumug.

Di-Mi-Fu

All people in the world called Ben are now horny. Watch out ladies, they're coming for your arses! (Can also be used to describe how a floor looks after being cummed upon.)
Person called Ben: She's kinda hot
Recipient: Di-Mi-Fu
(There is now cum on the floor)
by somethingsexyIdunno November 15, 2016
mugGet the Di-Mi-Fumug.

Kitty Fu

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.

2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.

3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.

4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.

5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"

"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."

"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019
mugGet the Kitty Fumug.

Fu

You only hit me up when you're bored. You're fu as fuck.
by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017
mugGet the Fumug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email