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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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Status Sniper

On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.
"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"
by T-veezle March 2, 2009
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baller status

when someone is completely a g and a baller fo reaallll.. someone who can ball on everybody
" daaammnn that cara girl is definatly baller statuss fo sho!"
by bball star February 27, 2007
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saurus status

to be of extremely large porportions.
or extremely big, such as a dinosaur.
person one: "whoa dude, thats quite a bit of food you have on your plate!!"

person two: "im really reeeeally hungry!"

person one: "yeah that's like "saurus status" hungry!"
by MelindaB March 26, 2008
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clown status

a noun. it is a condition in which one no longer cares about what others think of him or her when acting in ridiculous, pathetic, outrageous, and degenerate ways.
dude, when you'd rather run up a 500 dollar tab at the bar and then take your shirt off, as opposed to hitting on girls and trying to pull some ass, you know you've reached clown status.
by Danny DC February 13, 2007
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rogue status

Josh: did you see what that guy had on?
Mike: yeah dude that was total rogue status

Those dudes from Ryle High School have complete rogue status!
by BiGGie Pete November 8, 2009
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stadium status

To be a big enough star that you could fill an Entire Stadium when doing a concert, you know you're big once you've achieved Stadium Status. Coined by Kanye West in the song "Big Brother" off the Graduation Album.
Jay-Z, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Kanye West have all achieved Stadium Status.
by djsmalls October 17, 2007
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