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dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
mugGet the dirt surfingmug.

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck
by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016
mugGet the a jar of dirtmug.

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.
The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news
mugGet the dirt newsmug.

Flying Dirt

"Owww my face, dumb flying dirt is attacking me, fend for yourselves!!!"
by LyranSputnik February 4, 2022
mugGet the Flying Dirtmug.

brockli dirt

It is a word for weed sold on the streets in powder form
Eyyyy where da brockli dirt????
by Die all of u February 16, 2018
mugGet the brockli dirtmug.

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward
All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.
by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Munchermug.

Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.
Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.
by Cookie W February 25, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Erniemug.

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