a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
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in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012
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Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?
Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
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Get the pleasant plains high school mug.The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
by frogglv August 21, 2021
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DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
but...
DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
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