hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

On baby boy j-shlat

It means on GOD not cap on baby boy

I'm the best at valorant on baby boy j-shlat

by shlat/kari November 2, 2021

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

accident sh*t baby

Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.

Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.

by BloodyMurda January 18, 2008

Cringe ass ice age baby

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe

Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!

by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020

Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.

Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.

by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018

throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank

by nick_g August 5, 2011