Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.
Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!
by Craig Dunn August 7, 2005
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high butt density

an extremely concentrated amount of fat in one's bottom which causes pain when sitting on someone
wow, you have such high butt density! get off me.
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white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"
"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"
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butt savage beast

Someone who is more that just a butt, they are big poop heads.
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Butt chuggin some D

When someone is profoundly proficient at receiving anal sex.
"Dude I didnt even need lube, went from 0 to butt chuggin some D in no time".
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Flying Butt Hole Choke

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.
Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..
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butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit
I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.
by rev_marcus February 10, 2020
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