grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008