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Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.
Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!
by Craig Dunn August 7, 2005
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white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"
"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"
by Craig McRae July 7, 2006
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high butt density

an extremely concentrated amount of fat in one's bottom which causes pain when sitting on someone
wow, you have such high butt density! get off me.
by alksjdfhjksda December 24, 2012
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butt savage beast

Someone who is more that just a butt, they are big poop heads.
by Topher P February 25, 2005
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Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
by Big nad August 3, 2018
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Dookie-Buns-Butt-Balls

When someone is Dookie, Buns, Butt, And Balls.
Bro Lebron is so Dookie-Buns-Butt-Balls.
by BarackBoBama January 15, 2021
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Flying Butt Hole Choke

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.
Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..
by Im_The_Gravy June 14, 2018
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