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Get the Cunt mug.When you are so fucked up drunk that you can’t even say a completed sentence. You are so drunk that whatever you did last night, will forever be a mystery.
Bro I got so cunted last night, I think I mailed my socks to Japan.
Josh was so cunted that he jerked off on a main road.
Josh was so cunted that he jerked off on a main road.
by Yoshua July 30, 2024
Get the Cunted mug.1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
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Get the cunt slinging whore mug.Person 1: Your being a real "cunt-erella".
Person 2: Did you just call me "cunt-erella"?
Person 1: Well if the shoe fits
Person 2: Did you just call me "cunt-erella"?
Person 1: Well if the shoe fits
by anonymous March 16, 2025
Get the Cunt-erella mug.When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.
"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"
"What a papa cunt"
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