Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012

one way trip to cornwall

when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.

Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.

by fjordan June 17, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

Day ones

People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!

Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019