Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

monkey

what racist people call black people

person: hey you monkey!!
black person:me?
person:yes you black baboon!!

by il0v3m0nkeyss April 5, 2023

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy, the main character of One Piece.

Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.

by GokuSolosYourFavoriteVerse August 19, 2023