Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die

You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?

by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025