Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily

it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small

by helloO!!! June 06, 2024

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 15, 2022

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 05, 2020

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE November 28, 2015

snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 02, 2017