by stootic May 24, 2021
The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 03, 2013
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by Numpty April 12, 2020
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024